real women love biscuits and sweet tea

mk and a

2005-09-21T15:52:00.000-07:00

from the personal collection of the editors...

look at lesley, she loves standing out with her babe-a-tude, while christy's sexiness is stealth-like in the background

does someone have a plush fetish?

2005-09-11T06:18:00.000-07:00

look at who you could have seen at dragon*con 2005:

marc jacobs loves lil' kim

2005-09-09T14:41:00.000-07:00

marc jacobs designed a t-shirt titled "marc jacobs loves lil' kim", specifically to raise money for the charity "the door." for only $20 you can wear a black tee with lil kim holding a teddy bear on it. awesome.

the secret's out

2005-08-28T21:20:00.000-07:00

I heard from anonymous insiders that Jane Fonda and Lindsey Lohan have been secret buds for over a year now. Lohan was introduced to Fonda through the Hollywood Baby Services, a charity promising it's volunteers positive publicity. Before her Skeletor* days, Lohan needed just that; that extra boost of endorsement for flopping in made-for-tv movies like "Life Size." You see where this story is going...She began babysitting Fonda's two children, who happen to be grown, mind you. Through the butt wiping and airplane spoons, Fonda and Lohan became great friends, despite the age gap.

They will be spotted** at Phipps Plaza tomorrow.

*
I quickly drew up a sketch of Lindsey "Skeletor" Lohan to refresh the viewers memory. Forgive my sloppy craftmanship and use of cheap colored pencils.

**spending millions!

bring your camera!

kisses, coco

VMA fashion. this is what's up

2005-08-28T18:12:00.000-07:00

gwen looks hot as always

i mean she is doing the gap ads, but the denim thing has gone too far

the dresses are pretty, but is it just us or do they look like they should belong in madame tussauds?

go ahead and try to caption this...

she looks like a walking candy apple, but we still love her. eat some biscuits and drink some sweet tea hil!

on the fence with this one, however we do have to say that she looks a lot classier than her big sis...

is jess a little shall we say...tipsy?

hot bod!

she kind of looks like the chiquita girl. no?

that's all for now. so far it is borrrrrinnnnnnngggggg.
what did you guys think about the show, more importantly what did you think about the evenings fashion???

confessions from a secret fatty

2005-08-26T16:26:00.000-07:00

I REALLY don't understand why fast food establishments, as well as all
restaurants, stop serving breakfast so early. They don't consider the
business they are losing from the Breakfast Lovers of America
Association, Inc.; not only am I the President, I am also a client!
Places don't consider those who sleep in every day of their life, or
at least on weekends, when they want to enjoy fast food breakfast the
most. Why should I be cut off from a baconless bacon egg and cheese
biscuit? Heck, I'd ask for bacon if it would make it easier for
McDonalds to stay open later for the likes of me.

I don't understand this: Pantera, excuse me, Panera advertises a
delightful breakfast dish- their Baked Egg Soufflés. "These flaky
puffed pastries with hearts of gold are the perfect summer eye-opener.
Just remember, our Baked Egg Soufflés are made only until 10:30am each
day." THIS PANERA IS IN THE MALL AND MAY I REMIND YOU, THE MALL OPENS
AT 10 AM.

Another Lenox restaurant, The Corner Bakery, serves the best food,
period. If you asked me about their grits, my eyes would roll back
into my head and you would have to keep a popsicle stick at hand in
case of an outbreak of epileptic seizure. In other words, THEIR GRITS
ARE AMAZING, DA BOMB.COM/TO_DIE_FOR! A great thing about The Corner
Bakery, breakfast is served until noon on weekends!

If only all places would stop and listen to the Breakfast Lovers of
America Association, Inc as we picketed around their establishments
around 1pm, their business would boom!

let's be honest

2005-08-25T20:18:00.000-07:00

there's always room for more it girls.

the competition:

hardly even recognizable, nicole richie once again follows in her ex-best friend's footsteps. run don't walk to get your copy of this thought provoking stab at a novel!

i mean you have to love jessica for trying to really get in to character at the london premiere of dukes of hazzard, but i think she's got daisy duke confused with dolly parton.

lindsay, lindsay. atleast the blonde hair won't get us compared anymore

rachel mcadams is just so heavy metal...

it's in the bag.